i had the weirdest dream about you the other day
A: oh yeah??
i love it when i dream travel!
me: that you showed up here freaking out because you were pregnant but hadn't had sex in like three months
and you thought you were the modern day mother mary
A: hahaha, ok
me: you were freaking out
it equal parts hilarious and bizarre
you were like, "shit, dude, i don't think i'm qualified to be the mother of another jesus!"
A: hahaha
i am so qualified
with the advice on punkyuppie
i could totally rear the messiah"
I love my friends.
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